All New Letters From a Nut by Alan. Marder Ted L. Nancy Page B
Authors: Alan. Marder Ted L. Nancy
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ointment users. Ben Gay is the finest ointment out there.
Signed,
Ben Gay Curious
(F.D. Nancy)
Full text of the above letter to follow.
August 11, 2009
F. D. Nancy
1413 1/2 W Kenneth Rd
#193
Glendale, CA 91201–1478
Dear F. D.:
Thank you for contracting Johnson & Johnson Consumer Companies. Inc., makers of Original Strength BENGAY® Pain Relieving Cream. It is always important to hear from our consumers, and we appreciate the time you have taken to contact us.
We have no plans to change the name of our BENGAY® Pain Relieving Cream.
Again, thank you for your interest in our company. Should you have any comments or questions in the future, please contact us via our website or by calling our toll-free number, 1–800–223–0182. Our specialists are available Monday through Friday between 8 AM and 8 PM EST and will be happy to assist you.
Sincerely,
Robert D.
Consumer Care Center
008310007B
Full text of the above letter to follow.
BEN GOO MARTIAL ARTS
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd #193
Glendale, CA 91201
Administration
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
YAZOO CITY
2225 Haley Barbour Parkway
Yzzoo City, MS 39194
Nov 26, 2009
Dear Yazoo City Prison:
I own a Mixed Martial Arts School where we teach the ancient fighting style of BEN GOO, a martial arts involving Judo, Karate, & Pinching.
As part of my “Afternoon Stress Program” i would like to come to your prison and put on a Ben Goo demonstration for your prisoners & guards. There will be kicking and grunting and Kung Foo, and some arm waving. We are in line with current MMA fighting rules.
Then i will give everyone in your prison a Swansons TV Dinner for your prisoners to enjoy. Includes turkey, cranberries, stuffing, cornbread, hot vegetable.
I have done this before and was only robbed once. We bring 22 fighting men for full Ben Goo martial arts demonstration which includes Jiu–Jitsu, kickboxing, grabbing. When can we schedule this and my Swansons gift? We are NOT Ben Gooey. That is not us. It is my privilege to entertain your staff and prisoners.
The School is under the direction of Roy Tonsil. A 5th degree Sansa Belt. He was a referee for 4 years. Then he was not.
Thank you,
F. D. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
December 9, 2009
F.D. Nancy
1413 1/2 Kenneth Road #193
Glendale, California 91201
Dear Mr. Nancy:
This is in response to your correspondence dated November 26, 2009, concerning your offer for members of your martial arts school to provide a demonstration for the inmates and staff at the Federal Correctional Complex, Yazoo City, Mississippi,
For security reasons, Federal Bureau of Prisons inmates are prohibited from demonstrating, practicing or using martial arts, boxing, wrestling or other forms of physical encounter. For this reason, I believe that a martial arts demonstration would send an inappropriate message to the inmate population. Therefore, I must decline your offer.
I trust you will understand my position on this matter.
Sincerely,
Full text of the above letter to follow.
BENJAMIN GOOEY KABUKI
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd #193
Glendale, CA 91201
RECEIVED
Warden’s Office
JAN – 4 2010
FCC Yazoo City
Warden Bruce Pearson
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
YAZOO CITY
2225 HALEY BARBOUR PARKWAY
YAZOO CITY, MS 39194
Jan 2, 2010
Dear Warden Pearson, Yazoo City Prison:
Thank you for your reply to my letter of a free show for your prisoners and guards. And yes, I totally understand your position of not allowing it. I am respectful.
I was wondring … as part of my “GIVE BACK AND FEEL GOOD PROGRAM” would your prison be interested in my theater presentation BENJAMIN GOOEY KABUKI?
This is a kabuki–mime demonstration including walking against the wind, stuck in a box, opening a window, getting in your face, pinching. It is a softer show, one that has dancing waters, windchimes, incense, and sprinkly rain. Kabukis and mimes dancing around for all is relaxing. I would put it on in your prison yard for all your
Signed,
Ben Gay Curious
(F.D. Nancy)
Full text of the above letter to follow.
August 11, 2009
F. D. Nancy
1413 1/2 W Kenneth Rd
#193
Glendale, CA 91201–1478
Dear F. D.:
Thank you for contracting Johnson & Johnson Consumer Companies. Inc., makers of Original Strength BENGAY® Pain Relieving Cream. It is always important to hear from our consumers, and we appreciate the time you have taken to contact us.
We have no plans to change the name of our BENGAY® Pain Relieving Cream.
Again, thank you for your interest in our company. Should you have any comments or questions in the future, please contact us via our website or by calling our toll-free number, 1–800–223–0182. Our specialists are available Monday through Friday between 8 AM and 8 PM EST and will be happy to assist you.
Sincerely,
Robert D.
Consumer Care Center
008310007B
Full text of the above letter to follow.
BEN GOO MARTIAL ARTS
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd #193
Glendale, CA 91201
Administration
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
YAZOO CITY
2225 Haley Barbour Parkway
Yzzoo City, MS 39194
Nov 26, 2009
Dear Yazoo City Prison:
I own a Mixed Martial Arts School where we teach the ancient fighting style of BEN GOO, a martial arts involving Judo, Karate, & Pinching.
As part of my “Afternoon Stress Program” i would like to come to your prison and put on a Ben Goo demonstration for your prisoners & guards. There will be kicking and grunting and Kung Foo, and some arm waving. We are in line with current MMA fighting rules.
Then i will give everyone in your prison a Swansons TV Dinner for your prisoners to enjoy. Includes turkey, cranberries, stuffing, cornbread, hot vegetable.
I have done this before and was only robbed once. We bring 22 fighting men for full Ben Goo martial arts demonstration which includes Jiu–Jitsu, kickboxing, grabbing. When can we schedule this and my Swansons gift? We are NOT Ben Gooey. That is not us. It is my privilege to entertain your staff and prisoners.
The School is under the direction of Roy Tonsil. A 5th degree Sansa Belt. He was a referee for 4 years. Then he was not.
Thank you,
F. D. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
December 9, 2009
F.D. Nancy
1413 1/2 Kenneth Road #193
Glendale, California 91201
Dear Mr. Nancy:
This is in response to your correspondence dated November 26, 2009, concerning your offer for members of your martial arts school to provide a demonstration for the inmates and staff at the Federal Correctional Complex, Yazoo City, Mississippi,
For security reasons, Federal Bureau of Prisons inmates are prohibited from demonstrating, practicing or using martial arts, boxing, wrestling or other forms of physical encounter. For this reason, I believe that a martial arts demonstration would send an inappropriate message to the inmate population. Therefore, I must decline your offer.
I trust you will understand my position on this matter.
Sincerely,
Full text of the above letter to follow.
BENJAMIN GOOEY KABUKI
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd #193
Glendale, CA 91201
RECEIVED
Warden’s Office
JAN – 4 2010
FCC Yazoo City
Warden Bruce Pearson
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
YAZOO CITY
2225 HALEY BARBOUR PARKWAY
YAZOO CITY, MS 39194
Jan 2, 2010
Dear Warden Pearson, Yazoo City Prison:
Thank you for your reply to my letter of a free show for your prisoners and guards. And yes, I totally understand your position of not allowing it. I am respectful.
I was wondring … as part of my “GIVE BACK AND FEEL GOOD PROGRAM” would your prison be interested in my theater presentation BENJAMIN GOOEY KABUKI?
This is a kabuki–mime demonstration including walking against the wind, stuck in a box, opening a window, getting in your face, pinching. It is a softer show, one that has dancing waters, windchimes, incense, and sprinkly rain. Kabukis and mimes dancing around for all is relaxing. I would put it on in your prison yard for all your
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