not need a microphone. “Tonight is a Pre-Celebration of a milestone achievement in the 8,050 th year since the momentous Day of The Fall.” The vampires cheered thunderously gnashing their teeth to such a fevered pitch it almost drowned his powerful voice. He paused for the cheers to die down and raised his hands to quiet them. “Tomorrow, we will celebrate the 8,050 th year, with a special revelation of the new development.” The masses of bloodsuckers burst into cheers again. Lucifer paused then continued as the audience quieted. “This development will usher in a new era for our masses. We have been working on it for some time now and it will be unveiled tomorrow night after the Carnival portion of our Day of the Fall Celebration in Las Vegas.” “Sin City, Sin City, Sin City…” cheered the masses in a continuous unified chant as others hooped and hollered. Lucifer nodded in tacit approval. He raised his hands and the masses quieted. “For our Pre-Celebration festivities in Las Vegas, I hear the little terrestrials are extra sedated an extra titillated looking for a good time,” said Lucifer. “So show them. Enjoy all that Las Vegas has to offer.” The masses cheered the more. Arch-demon Vanulon walked up to Lucifer and whispered in his ear. Lucifer paused to listen and nodded his head whilst Vanulon continued to whisper. Arch-demon Vanulon then walked back to his position on the second platform among the Dark Council. “I understand that Villagio’s Vampire Delights Restaurant is catering tonight’s Pre-Celebration meeting. They have provided 100,000 terrestrials bound in the overflow area beyond the tents ready for your feasting pleasure. Don't take it easy on them since I understand they are not to be spared tonight. Have your way with them,” said Lucifer as he grinned and sat down to the deafening cheers. Lucifer’s Throne Speech clocked in at a record Twenty-Two minutes. The mass of vampires filed over beyond the tent to feast on the goodies. Meanwhile in heaven, Archangel Michael gathered the holy angels for the planned meeting. The Almighty’s omnipresence was evident on the outskirts of the Throne Room. The Heavenly Hosts gathered in the fields outside the Throne Room and they numbered many. Archangel Michael descended in their midst and hovered above them. Although he faced one direction, all the angels gathered around him saw his face as if he existed in 360 degrees panoramic view. Michael not only had tea rose wings, he had a yellow stripe across his breast for he was the leading angel of war. It was Michael who fought valiantly when Lucifer and the traitors first attempted to overthrow The Almighty long ago and were thrown out of heaven. “Greetings my brethren. I am sure you all have witnessed several giant stars fall from the Little Dipper Constellation, the Ursa Minor. Although as you know it is common for all stars to fall through the universe at a scheduled appointed time, the falling of these two was an anomaly. They were not scheduled to fall anytime in this GROPAR era but the next era some ten billion jopas (years) away. Their falling was not an accident but was Lucifer’s handiwork.” The angels listened in silence. The Archangel continued. “The Fallen One as we speak has embarked on a plan to attempt another takeover of the Kingdom of Heaven. You may be wondering how this could be since Lucifer and his vampires have taken on human flesh. The answer to their ability to travel back to Heaven rests with the Tree of Life that exists in the Garden of Eden. Bhatsi, Tumi, Vusi and the other Cherubims whom were guarding the entrance to the East of the Garden of Eden have defected to Lucifer and thus the gateway to Eden has been breached. As I understand it, Lucifer and his Dark Council along with the one they call The Vampire’s Apostle, have decoded the mysteries revealed by the Tree of Life in the Garden of Eden and have now developed an incantation which