her in front of the pull-down screen on which the proposed ads had been projected. Maddie was thankful to no longer be the focus of attention. She needed a moment to thrust the memory of last night and the spurt of burgeoning panic that had accompanied it back into the âIâll think about it laterâ compartment.
An instant later, she caught herself nervously fingering the scarf around her neck, and dropped her hand.
âAnd, of course, tradition is one of Brehmerâs strong points.â Jon was in full flow now. âActually, we think you should emphasize the fact that your business has been family owned and operated for fifty-seven years.â Jon moved toward the blowup of the bag. âBesides the fresh new packagingââhe tapped the companyâs B-in-a-gold-circle logo dramaticallyââwe suggest giving Brehmerâs Pet Food a more human face: yours, in fact, Mrs. Brehmer. Right here, in a gold frame, on every bag of pet food your company produces.â
For a moment there was dead silence. Maddie held her breath. She and Jon between them had decided to table that idea, but since nothing else was working she agreed with his reasoning: There was no reason not to try one more shot in the dark. Mrs. Brehmerâs eyes widened, and her brows twitched ever so slightly.
What did that mean? Did she like the idea?
Vacillating wildly between despair and hope, Maddie did a quick visual sweep of the table. The menâs eyes were now fastened on their boss. Their expressions were frozen, as if they werenât sure how they were supposed to react. They would, Maddie realized, take their cue from Mrs. Brehmer.
âBrown-nosing is not a quality I admire, young man,â Mrs. Brehmer snapped. It was all Maddie could do not to sag. Frowning, placing her bony hands with their plethora of rings flat on the table, Mrs. Brehmer seemed prepared to end the meeting. The men shifted in their seats in response, and Maddie feared they were all about to rise.
âNow, hear me out. Iâm serious.â Exhibiting the kind of never-say-die valor that in Maddieâs opinion merited a raise if only sheâd had the funds to fund one, which she didnât, Jon held up a hand in protest and somehow kept them in their seats. âPutting his face on his product worked for Dave Thomas with Wendyâs. It worked for Harlan Sanders with Kentucky Fried Chicken. You are the soul and spirit of Brehmerâs Pet Food, Mrs. Brehmer. Why shouldnât you be the face of it, too?â
Momentarily speechless in the face of such heroic eloquence, Maddie barely managed to stop herself from applauding as she waited with clasped hands and a thudding heart for Mrs. Brehmerâs reply.
âBecause nobody wants to look at an ugly old woman,â Mrs. Brehmer said tartly. âDonât waste your time bullshit-ting a bullshitter. I may be old, but Iâm not stupid.â She looked around the table. âWell, gentlemen ...â
The door opened, and Susan appeared with a glass of water.
âLindaâs brought ...â she began as everyone glanced around, and then chaos erupted behind her. Shrill barks and the scrabble of clawed feet on slick floors were drowned out by a womanâs shriek.
âOuch! No! Stop! You come back here! Zelda!â The yell came from somewhere down the hall.
âZelda!â Mrs. Brehmer called, coming to her feet as a foot-tall mop of golden brown hair shot past Susan, who flattened herself against the open door with a gasp and dropped the glass of water. The resulting crash and sound of glass shattering was as loud as an explosion. Maddie jumped. The suits leaped up.
âWhat theââ
âLook out!â
âThere she blows!â
âItâs that damned muâuh, darned dog!â
âYou idiot! Sheâll cut her feet!â bellowed Mrs. Brehmer at Susan, her voice a full-throated roar that all but drowned out the
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