huh?â
âHmm?â
âYou were just thinking about it, werenât you?â
I nod. âIt was pretty hot.â
She smiles. âI knew it.â
âRoger is actually the freakiest,â I say quickly.
âThe white boy?â
I hate it when she calls him that, though âfreakyâ is not quite the right word for Roger. âRoger just happens to be the most adventurous.â
Izzie leans closer. âHow so?â
I know this will make her church drawers moist. âWell, he has this thin gauze instead of curtains in front of this great big window at his apartment, and sometimes we do it behind it, and other times â¦â
âWhat?â She scoots forward on her chair.
âOther times we leave it completely open, and we donât care who might walk by and see us.â Okay, I havenât been bold enough to do that yet, but Izzie wonât know.
âYou nasty girl!â
âIt isnât nasty. And the next time weâre there, we might just leave the door open a few inches, you know, just in case anyone walking by might want to ⦠join us.â
âWhoo.â
I always get a âwhooâ out of her. âOne time Roger attacked me in his kitchenette, doing me right there on the counter while I kept on eating.â
âOh, my God!â
âTrust me, Izzie,
never
try to eat hot soup and make love at the same time.â Though slurping chicken noodle soup while a man is slurping
you
is kind of nice.
She fans the air in front of her face. âItâs getting hot in here. Letâs go upstairs.â
We go upstairs, curling up at either end of the couch, me in some ratty sweats, Izzie looking like an advertisement for
Church Womenâs Wear Daily
.
âWould you
ever
let two of your men service you at the same time?â she asks.
âNo.â Not unless they tag-teamed me or something. One would have to finish before the other began. I could never do both of them at the same time. I want to live to see forty. âAnd anyway, why so many perverted questions today? Didnât you just come from church?â
Izzie laughs softly. âYes. But come on, Lana, youâre living one of my main fantasies. Youâre living a fantasy that a lot of women have. How many women have the services of
three
men? Youâre the only one I know, and Iâm naturally curious.â
âAnd horny.â
âI canât help it.â
âAnd nosy.â
She looks away, but sheâs still smiling.
âCan you ask less perverted questions?â
âOkay, okay.â She thinks a moment.
âDonât think too long, now.â
She looks at her hands. âI only seem to have perverted thoughts today. Oh, I know. Letâs say that your friend arrived and you were out of tampons. Who would go out and get them for you?â
Izzieâs non-perverted questions are often pretty dumb. âI would never ask them to do that.â
âJust suppose, then.â
I sigh. âHmm. Karl would say, âYou trippinâ,â or something like that.â
âHe wouldnât go?â
I shake my head. âProbably not. And Juan Carlos
would
go, but heâd come back without them, telling me they were sold out.â
âSo Juan Carlos would lie to you?â
âNot lie, exactly. Heâd just be too embarrassed to buy them.â Juan Carlos even seems to have trouble handing me my underwear and bra when weâre through.
âWhat about the white boy?â
âRogerâthatâs his
name
, IzzieâRoger would go, but Iâd have to write it down in detail. He would probably U-Scan it and bring me the wrong size or brand.â
She rises and looks at my CDs in a little case on top of the TV. âWhat a strange collection of music. Do you listen to all of these?â
âItâs their music, not mine.â
âAnd you leave it out in the open like this?â
I
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