Harry the Poisonous Centipede Goes to Sea

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nearly all centipedes, was a meat-eater. He’d never eaten the stuff that fell down from trees. So all those yellow-curves didn’t interest him. But there was some kind of meat in there too. He could smell it. Spiders, he thought.
    Harry dropped on to all-forty-twos again.
    “We’ve got enough, Grndd,” he said reasonably. “I don’t feel like hunting any more.”
    George gave him a look of scorn.
    “Oh, come on, Hx! It’s those big furry juicy ones. Just one ! They’re my favourites!”
    Harry was remembering that Belinda loved tarantula, especially the heads. She was really too old to catch them for herself any more.
    “Oh – all right then,” said Harry. And he followed George through one of the long holes, which, in case you haven’t guessed, were actually gaps in a crate of bananas.
    They followed the tarantula smell – unmistakable – into the bottom of thecrate. The great spider was asleep, but it woke up with a jump as it felt them coming. It scurried on its hairy legs under a curved bunch of bananas, but George raced round to the other side of the banana-tunnel. They homed in on it from each side and stopped it before it was even properly awake. ‘Stopped’ means ‘killed’ in Centipedish – they don’t like saying ‘killed’ because it sounds too nasty.
    “I must say, it smells wonderful,” said Harry. “What do you think, could we just have a nibble?” He was feeling suddenly starving after all their exertions.
    “We’ll have to,” said practical George. “It’s too big to squeeze it out through those long holes unless we chew a bit off its big fat abdomen.”
    “Don’t touch the head, though. We must save that for Mama.”
    Well, before long the head was all that was left. And George was looking pretty hungrily at that, but Harry drew the line and said, with a centi-burp, “We’ve had enough, Grndd. Come on, we must go home now or big-yellow-ball will be coming back and then we might Dry Out.”
    I ought to stress that, short of something getting them, Drying Out is the worst thing that can happen to centipedes. The rims of the breathing-holes along their backs have to stay damp or they can’t breathe, so they’re naturally very careful. In fact, if you’re a centipede, saying you’re ‘Dried-Out’ is like saying you’re done for.
    They went up through the layers of bananas to the first long hole and tried to climb through it. But they were so full of tarantula that they found it was going to be a very tight squeeze indeed. Especially for Harry, who held the tarantula’s head in his poison-claw.
    “We shouldn’t have eaten so much,” said Harry.
    “I just couldn’t seem to stop,” said George. “H’m. Well. I suppose we’d better just curl up and have a nap till our meal has gone through and we’re thin again.”
    So that’s what they did. They found a comfortable place among the bananasand fell asleep, curled up together with the head in between them, so no one could take it away.
    If they’d only known it, that was the least of their worries.

3. The No-meat-feeder
    They did a bit more than take a nap.
    Many poisonous creatures can eat each other and not get poisoned themselves, but perhaps in this case some of the tarantula’s poison got into them, just enough to make them really sleepy. Because otherwise it’s hard to explain how they didn’t wake up when day came and the crate of bananas they were in was picked up by a forklift, loaded on to a big transporter and carried far from the banana plantation it had been in – farfrom their home-tunnel – far from Belinda. By the time they woke up, if they’d run their fastest for a week of nights, they couldn’t have found their way home.
    Well. George had wanted an adventure. But this was going to be a lot more than even he had bargained for.
    “Grndd!”
    Harry woke up first. The straight-up-hard-thing was moving. It was jiggling. The curved ‘hands’ of bananas were jiggling too, and all the small

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