that level of sentiment usually made me want to puke in my own mouth, it was kinda nice to see everyone laughing and smiling and singing at each other.
My phone rattled across the counter, my Beyoncé ringtone drowned out by the holiday party mix blasting out of Jamesâ iPod, but it didnât matter â I recognized the number. Grabbing the phone and running out of the back door, I hit answer and pretended I wasnât shaking in my incredibly unstylish boots.
âJenny Lopez,â I answered in a voice a thousand times more confident and a million times more composed than I actually felt.
âYou are a smart woman, you know that?â A manâs voice came crisply down the line. âYouâre really, really good.â
âI know,â I said, smiling. âI just canât believe it took you this long to realize.â
âAnd that really is my bad,â Stephen Hall replied. âYour presentation was stellar.â
âWell, thatâs good news.â I hopped back and forth from foot to foot and punched the air. âThen weâre going forward to pitch?â
A pause. âNo.â
I froze, not from the sub-zero temperatures but because my heart had actually stopped pumping and all the blood had stopped moving through my veins.
âWeâre not doing pitches,â Stephen continued. âI liked your pitch, Bertie Bennett
loved
it. He liked the personal touches, he liked the event strategy and he liked the media hook-up strategy with
Gloss
magazine. You know heâs Delia Spencerâs godfather, right?â
âNo?â I screeched. No one loved a little nepotism like the fashion industry. If Iâd known Bertie Bennett was Deliaâs godfather, I would have pulled every last string in the goddamn book. I would have made new strings just to pull them.
âDoesnât matter â icing on the cake. He loved the work.â Stephen raised his voice to make himself heard over an airport loudspeaker. âAnyway, I gotta go, but I wanted to give you the good news before everyone disappeared. Letâs touch base next week. Happy holidays, Lopez.â
âHappy holidays,â I echoed, ending the call and resuming my mad dance of joy. For such a shitty day, this really was turning out okay. Before I could take my freezing ass back inside, my phone buzzed again, but this time it was a message. From Mason.
âMerry Christmas!â I read out loud. âFYI, this is my first ever dick pic.â
Face frozen in fear, I scrolled down to reveal a photo of Dick Van Dyke in
Mary Poppins
. I had never, ever been happier to receive a text.
âOh look, itâs Father Christmas,â Jeremy bellowed over the music as I slipped back into the house. âShut the door, love, youâre letting the cold in.â
âFather Christmas wishes he could pull this off,â I said, flicking my hand in his general direction, altogether too pleased with myself to be bothered with him. âWho wants to open a gift?â
There were so many brightly packaged boxes and bags, it was kind of shameful that they were all for four fully-grown, childless adults. We were kind of disgusting and kind of wonderful.
âBut itâs not midnight,â Angela shouted as everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and ran over to the tree, rifling through the gifts to find a tag with their name on. âWe canât open presents until midnight!â
âReally?â I ran from the kitchen to the front door as a pair of headlamps shone through the window. âYou want to wait another two hours for your gift?â
âI donât know,â she whined, her entire body shaking like an overtired, over-sugared toddler. âItâs not Christmas yet.â
âFine.â I opened the door, smiling so wide that I thought I might swallow my own damn fine face. I was so freaking good. âAlex, you can get back in the car, Angela
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