entire female race.â
âI wish she looked like Cousin Itt.â Wiping off her face again.
âI used to think Elena was hot, but soon I realized she had no soul. Every time I see her, itâs like she morphs into Medusa circa Clash of the Titans . You, on the other hand, are like Aphrodite reincarnate.â
âThanks.â Leaning over and giving Jay a kiss on the cheek. âGreat fucking birthday!â
âIt was. Donât let him ruin it.â
âToo late.â Getting teary again.
âStop. I command you!â
âCommand me?â
âYes, Iâm giving you specific important orders to not dwell on what your lame-ass stupid boyfriend has just done until tomorrow.â
âIt is tomorrow.â
âTomorrow, tomorrow. We are going to call the rest of our friends, go to my house, drink more, get super stoned, and celebrate the perfectness of you until the sun comes up!â
âFine. I always do as I am told.â
âCan I get that on tape?â
âJust drive.â Turning up the radio.
Molly and Jay rallied a small group and hung out dancing and singing karaoke off Jayâs machine until dawn. Molly was numbed by liquor and weed and soundly fell asleep in Jayâs bed. What truly was celebrated was the perfectness of Mollyâs best friend. Jay had an uncanny ability to boost Mollyâs immune system and get her through the night.
The morning after though was a whole other enchilada. Molly woke up at about noon with a throbbing headache and stomach cramps racking her torso. Half twisted in Jayâs blue duvet, she struggled to untangle without rousing her friend. Molly gingerly inched out of bed, came to a standing position, took two steps to the bathroom tripped on a random stiletto, knocked over a glass of water, screamed, fell back into the bed, and landed on Jay.
âFuck!â Jay exclaimed.
âSorry,â Molly replied, rubbing her foot and readjusting her tush so it wasnât directly on top of her friend.
âYour ass in my face is not what I usually like to wake up to.â
âI know, sorry again.â Wiping the sleep from her eyes. âI tried to be quiet.â
âSomething you are never good at.â Rolling over. âWhat time is it?â
âTwelvish. Iâm going to get in the shower. Where are the extra towels?â
âHall closet. Wake me again when you are all done.â
âIâm going to borrow clothes.â
âWhatever.â
Molly made her second attempt for the bathroom and this time she was successful. She rummaged around in the drawers, searching for Advil and a rubber band for her hair. She flipped on the hot water and slipped off her underwear and tank top. Under the spray, she took a deep breath and replayed the scattered images she could recollect from last night. There was a party full of friendly faces, a boyfriend who showed up wrapped around the girl she hated most in the world, a close-up of some sketchy toilet, her horrible rendition of âI Love Rock ânâ Rollâ karaoke style, and a best friend who did her best to make everything all right. Molly took another deep breath and let the water massage the back of her neck.
This was the first time Liam had really disappointed her. As simple as that. An event that could only have brought them closer had turned into a sour little pill of reality. Molly felt a bit woozy. How could he have managed to fuck this one up? It was so easy. Show up for your girlfriendâs birthday party, mingle with her friends, and make her feel like a million trillion dollars. A no-brainer. Molly wondered what the excuses would be, what line of defense he would take. Molly knew she would forgive him, her resolve would turn to mush the minute he showed up, but in the pit of her stomach she had this nagging sensation that this wouldnât be the last time.
Molly dried off and threw on her dirty underwear, a pair of
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