Don Quixote Dulcinea DULCINEA BESTIR YOURSELF dragons - dragons everywhere - where are there dragons? where are you? I am beset by dragons, my love! there has been perfidy in this strange land of iron islands and wraiths that drape themselves in steam are you in the kitchen? no kitchen could produce a bellow so terrifying nor a stench so foul as that of these steel dragons i think you are in the kitchen they perch upon nests of flame!! yes you are absolutely in the kitchen that is the tea kettle I WILL SLAY THEM ALL please do not stab my tea kettle ah, dear one your concern for my safety does you credit but a man must be brave where is my steed where is Rocinante I REQUIRE SWIFTNESS
Hamlet Part II Did you just take a tray up to him up to who?
Don’t do that don’t do what Pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about well he needs to eat I don’t know what to tell you he’s a growing boy and he needs to eat How old is he? I don’t understand what that’s supposed to mean
I mean how old does he have to get before he stops growing People are always growing He’s 37 He’s still in school! He can eat dinner with us like a normal human being or he can wait until breakfast like everyone else I can’t believe you Maybe if you didn’t let him sleep in until noon he’d be hungry at dinner Maybe if you talked to him he wouldn’t want to stay in his room all the time
René Descartes
are you up i can’t sleep what if there’s an evil demon as clever and deceitful as he is powerful who has directed his entire effort to misleading me i don’t know i guess that would be awful go back to sleep what if that’s just what the evil demon wants me to do i don’t know oh my god what if i’m asleep already what if i’m dreaming right now and all of my perceptions are false i don’t know then I guess it doesn’t matter so you might as well just go back to sleep how can you think of sleep at a time like this well i usually am asleep at three in the morning it’s a habit of mine maybe you just think it’s a habit of yours maybe the evil demon is deceiving you too maybe what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time that’s a good point i’m going to go back to sleep and i’ll think about that while i’m dreaming that sounds like something an evil demon would say guess I’ll just have to take that chance are you really going back to sleep are you sleeping don’t go to sleep i want to talk about math
William Wordsworth hi hey how are you pretty good thanks! good good thats good im glad someones doing good today thats good for you how are you doing, William? oh dont worry about me I’m not worried no need to worry about how im doing I’m just asking how you’re doing ahhhhhhhhh i just feel like a cloud you know? like a cloud looking at flowers oh I’m sorry? just a lonely old cloud made of vapor and sadness and whatever else clouds are made of looking at flowers wandering alone William do you want me to come over? no i dont care i dont want to bother you it’s no trouble how can you even visit a cloud too busy wandering lonely over hills and things do you want me to come over? that would be nice yes please
Hamlet Part III they had the little crunchy things in them oh honey I’m sorry I thought I picked all of them out well you didnt do you want something else? no are you sure? i ate them anyway they were okay i guess i guess i dont mind the little crunchy things that much :) that girl keeps calling for you by the way tell her im not here are you