hostess, in fact, usually organized the event, but in 1982 Chichester had stepped in and insisted that he coordinate everything. He was very proficient with computers, he said, and heâd do it all electronically. It would save everyone a huge amount of effort.
But when it came time to actually do the work, Chichester found himself faced with a mountain of paperâproduction notes, lyrics, cast listsâand he gave up on the project without having contributed anything at all. Then, with no explanation, he showed up at the first week of rehearsals expecting to be in the show. âI said, âPut him in a dog suit,ââ our hostess recalled. So the illustrious baronet came out on the Fathersâ Night stage in a dog outfit, and the only thing he had to do was pantomime peeing on a fire hydrant.
âHe was a flake !â the hostess said, a crack finally beginning to appear in her sunny façade. She pointed to two of her friends, who had introduced her to Chichester, and said, âI told them he was a flake. But they said, âNo! Heâs wonderful!â â She shook her head. âThese two Virgos,â she continued, âare just so trusting ! They just love everybody ! Everyoneâs perfect, and nothing bad ever happens. The world is just as it should be, in their eyes. We never dropped the atomic bomb and there has never been a war or catastrophe.â
I looked over at the two Virgos under attack. They continued smiling as their friend railed away at them. The hostess then pointed to one of the women, who I had been told was among her best friends, and said, âI called her one morning and said, âWe had lightning strike last night!â And she said, âOh, no, we didnât.â We were the most trusting little town, the most innocent people youâll ever know. We went right along with the gag. Thatâs how he got away with it.â
She explained, âIâm from San Francisco, and I turned up my nose at San Marino at first. I thought, âWho wants to live in this flat, icky place?â â She motioned to her garden outside and the hills beyond. âYou see, I settled on the biggest hill I could find. But the people here were so nice. San Marino was charming! Thatâs why heâChristopher Chichesterâcould get by. I canât say thatâs true today.â
Today San Marino is less homogeneous and likely feels a bit less like a community than it did in the early 1980s. Its population is about half Asian American, mostly affluent Taiwanese, who moved to the city in great numbers in the 1980s and 1990s, attracted by its top-notch public school systemâconsistently rated among the best in Californiaâand its small-town way of life.
The ladies agreed that a great deal had changed in San Marino in the past twenty-five years. The era of trust, openness, and innocence was over, and it wasnât due solely to demographic changes. In large measure, it ended with the mysterious arrival, and the equally mysterious departure, of the young man who called himself Christopher Chichester.
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When the tea was over, I rode home with Peggy Ebright, one of the all-trusting Virgos, a perky blonde. We went to her comfortable house in the flats of San Marino, and she pulled out yellowed newspaper clippings and production schedules.
She showed me an article from the January 15, 1984, edition of the Pasadena Star-News . It was a society column about a party given by Joyce and Howard Morrow, the owners of Morrow Nut House, a national chain of roasted-nuts shops. They had donated $40,000 to fly in twenty-two Olympic athletes from San Marinoâs namesake, the tiny Republic of San Marino, the microstate of thirty thousand people nestled in Italyâs Apennine Mountains. While competing in the 1984 Olympic Games in Los Angeles, the athletes were wined and dined by the citizens of San Marino, California.
The party given by the Morrows
Ward Larsen
Stephen Solomita
Sharon Ashwood
Elizabeth Ashtree
Kelly Favor
Marion Chesney
Kay Hooper
Lydia Dare
Adam Braver
Amanda Coplin